May 2013
iwishihadabbw asked: You are beautiful :)
My titties are cold. That is all
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
chekhov:
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
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Some ass
Told me I am going to St. Louis to get soome dick. The fuck? Who do I know out there who I can bang? No one! If I want some strange, I can find it locally. This person is ticking me off. I tell him time and time and time and time again I am not interested in him. Over and over! I DON’T DO LONG DISTANCE! How can I spell it out to him? I am gonna have to hurt him again probably, we had stopped...
kyssthis16:
I still don’t understand why Thigh Gap is a thing. I much prefer my thighs being strong and big enough to choke a mothafucka, tbh.
foreveralone-lyguy:
people that say heck instead of hell or fudge instead of fuck scare me
Going to sleep! I am not gonna be online much til...
St. Louis bound bitcheeees. Well tomorrow. I got tumblr on my phone though. So i’ll pop in to let you know i’m alive. <3
tokomon:
youcanlevitateme:
Patriarchy =
menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK
Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.
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If you send me a picture of your Dick without me...
Be prepared for me to rate it. I don’t like unsolicited dick pictures. What am I suppose to do with em? It makes things awkward. Unless i’ve already seen it, tasted it, touched it…
That is how I look when I get them, but I politely say it is nice to not kick you in the ego. I then promptly start ignoring you.
If you’re going to send me something unsolicited. You best...
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[[MORE]]Sometimes, I am tempted to ask my former Dom to fuck me until my whole body hurts, i always like the soreness I felt the next day after he played with me. I’ve been well behaved too long. I want to submit and I want a sore bottom damnit.
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Guys! GUYS!
in less then 24 hours I am St. Louis boun. I am nervous as fuuuuuuuuck!! x.x!!
when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just
jaclcfrost:
imustadmitilovejackfrost:
jaclcfrost:
why dresses are great
you don’t have to wear pants
no one will give you shit for not wearing pants because you are wearing a dress
they’re dresses
and they’re pretty
that too
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I am suppose to cook, but i am so crampy, I don't...
This has been even more TMI by Lulu
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Why do I want sex so badly too? Wtf Eve.
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Any one want a taco with extra red sauce?
Any one at all?
I know, I know i’m sick
Ugh dude ninjas need to grow up
Grown arse man bitching. Dude you’re 32 years old Dad don’t gotta do shit for you. All he has to do is stay black and die. Smh you’re the dumb ass who keeps letting your babies mama throw you out your house. This broad took his 50inch tv, California king bed, all his clothes and furniture. She throws him out every week. He knew his broad was crazy before he moved in with her!...
orangeoutofseason:
meowmagicianpia:
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
The only stage.
Only stage i’m ever in lol
Anonymous asked: *giefs all of the attention*!
Anonymous asked: For the number of times you reblog something similar to the "honesty hour" post, how often does someone actually respond? How excited do you get when someone does?
Honesty hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored...
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Maaaan, I just took my bra off, don't tell me to...
*Grumbles and goes to find a bra*
I almost forgot to pack underwear for my trip
/classy lady
Been doing my hair all day! I will post pictures...
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
