St. Louis bound bitcheeees. Well tomorrow. I got tumblr on my phone though. So i’ll pop in to let you know i’m alive. <3
Patriarchy =
- menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK
- Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.
Be prepared for me to rate it. I don’t like unsolicited dick pictures. What am I suppose to do with em? It makes things awkward. Unless i’ve already seen it, tasted it, touched it…
That is how I look when I get them, but I politely say it is nice to not kick you in the ego. I then promptly start ignoring you.
If you’re going to send me something unsolicited. You best be impressive. I am talking about something that has me all
And you had best be near by to offer that deliciousness too. Lmfao
in less then 24 hours I am St. Louis boun. I am nervous as fuuuuuuuuck!! x.x!!
when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just
(Source: cheesu)
why dresses are great
- you don’t have to wear pants
- no one will give you shit for not wearing pants because you are wearing a dress
- they’re dresses
and they’re pretty
that too
